Today some guy asked me if I had a hickey on my neck and then I started laughing uncontrollably
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i’m at that weird medium where you’re sad but you’re happy at the same time..like i’m hopeful for the future but i’m sad about where i’m at right now
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- Me: I should do math.
- Me: Holy god look at these problems
- Me: The army doesnt need guns
- Me: They need algebra textbooks
- Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
- Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
my cat has officially fallen asleep on my back. there is a 900% chance that I am not getting up
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i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
(via niggapus)
+- author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
- english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
basically me at school everyday
- me: i hate all of you
- me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
- me: holy fuck walk faster
- me: get smarter idiot
- me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
